Now look. You can't look like you're trying to get
her outta here before Christian Simonson shows up.
But you gotta get her outta here before
Christian Simonson shows up.
What's the point?
They're going to Shanna's daddys house
at Lake L.B.J. and it's no guys.
Absolutely no guys.
Okay.
So after we bring the girls drinks...
In fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
we order two more rounds of shots.
She ain't gonna fall for that.
We'll be very convincing.
And now's the time to turn up the volume.
No more fuckin' around.
We go to Jager shots.
Man, they're not gonna drink Jager shots?
Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze,
a fuckin' bitch'll drink anything.
C'mon, we can at least get one shot of
Jager down these fuckin' bitces throats.
After that,
we'll see if they get another Jager shot in them.
You never know.
That could be the shit that puts them
past the point of fuck-it.
Then all of a sudden no guys at the lake house
Turns into a couple of guys at the lake house
My point exactly.
And I know I can at least get "Shanna Suck-my-banana"
to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot.
What's Julia's sweet shot?
Key Lime Pie.
Oh, come on, dude.
Even fucking Leroy Brown
would do one more for dessert.
- 专辑:Death Proof
- 歌手:Soundtrack
- 歌曲:Planning & Scheming