ELDER PRICE
Long ago when I was five
I snuck in the kitchen late at night
And ate a donut with maple glaze.
My father asked who ate the snack
I said that it was my brother Jack
And Jack got grounded for 14 days.
I’ve lived with the guilt
All of my life
And the terrible vision that I had
that night
No please! I don’t wanna go
baaaaack!!!!
CHORUS
Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!
Down down thy soul is cast!
From the earth whenceforth ye fell!
The path of fire leads thee to
Spooky Mormon hell dream!
Welcome back to
Spooky Mormon hell dream!
You are having
A spooky Mormon hell dream now!
ELDER PRICE
And now I’ve gone and done it again.
CHORUS
Rectus!
ELDER PRICE
I’ve committed another awful sin.
CHORUS
Dominus!
ELDER PRICE
I left my mission companion
all alone.
CHORUS
Spookytus!
ELDER PRICE
Oh God, how could I have done
this to you?
CHORUS
Deus!
ELDER PRICE
How could I break rule seventy-two?
CHORUS
Creepyus!
ELDER PRICE
And now my soul hath just been
thrown –
Back into spooky Mormon hell
dream.
CHORUS
Down, down to Satan’s realm,
See where you belong!
There is nothing you can do,
No escape from
Spooky Mormon hell dream!
JESUS
You blamed your brother for eating
the donut and now you walk out
on your mission companion?! You’re
a DICK!
ELDER PRICE
Jesus, I’m sorry!
CHORUS
Jesus hates you this we know!
For Jesus just told you so!
SKELETON 1
You remember Lucifer!
SKELETON 2
He is even spoo-ki-er!
SATAN
Minions of Hades
Have you heard the news?
Kevin was caught playing hooky!
Now he’s back
With all you Cath’lics and Jews
It’s super spooky-wooky!
ELDER PRICE
I’m sorry Lord it was selfish of me
To break the rules
Please, I don’t wanna be
In this
Spooky Mormon hell dream!
CHORUS
Spooky Mormon hell dream!
Genghis Khan,
Jeffrey Dahmer,
Hitler,
Johnnie Cochran!
Their spirits all surround you!
Spooky spooky spoooo-ky!
ADOLPH HITLER
I started a war and killed millions
of Jews,
GENGIS KHAN
I slaughtered the Chinese!
JEFFREY DAHMER
I stabbed a guy and fucked his
corpse,
JOHNNIE COCHRAN
I got O.J. freed!
ELDER PRICE
You think that’s bad?
I broke rule seventy two!
HITLER, KHAN, DAHMER,
COCHRAN
Hoh!?!
ELDER PRICE
I left my companion!
I’m way worse than you!
I hate this spooky Mormon hell
dream!
CHORUS
Spooky Mormon hell dream.
KHAN
AHH –
ELDER PRICE
Please Heavenly Father! Give me
one more chance! I won’t break the
rules again!
ELDER PRICE
I can’t believe Jesus called me a
dick!!!!
CHORUS
Welcome, welcome
To spooky Mormon hell dream!
You are never waking up from
Spooky Mormon hell dream!
ELDER PRICE
Oh, please help me Father! Please
let me wake up! Give me one more
chance! I won’t let you down again!
CHORUS
Down down, thy soul is cast
From the earth whenceforth ye fell
This must be it, you must be there,
you must be in
Spooky Mormon hell dream now!
- 专辑：The Book of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
- 歌手：Robert Lopez
- 歌曲：Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
