[ti:Drunk Dial]
[ar:Cunninlynguists]
[al:Strange Journey Volume 3]
[offset:0]
[00:00.23]Drunk Dial - Cunninlynguists
[00:00.68]Operator, here's my dime, connect me please
[00:05.05]I know that she's at home
[00:09.05]
[00:22.52]It's four o-clock on a Sunday morning
[00:25.07]
[00:28.05]Who the hell is calling my phone?
[00:30.71]
[00:33.54]Waking me up I'm stretching and yawning
[00:35.78]
[00:38.38]If you had any sense you'd leave me alone
[00:41.84]
[00:43.22]Wee hours of the morning and word is bond
[00:45.73]I’m in jail I need bail again, the word is bond
[00:48.60]Not James in a tux with olives draped on my cup
[00:51.35]With a dame all on me with healthy letters to cup
[00:53.90]So what up?
[00:54.66]Can you free me ‘fore my prints get back?
[00:56.58]And they run em through the system and
[00:58.36]realize that I'm black
[00:59.32]All I remember was the stripper then
[01:00.65]I faded to rack
[01:01.86]Said her name was December
[01:03.21]than she sat on my lap
[01:05.00]"Merry Crimmuh"
[01:05.66]Liquor and higher power my witness
[01:07.34]I thought fleeing The People was
[01:08.83]just a matter of fitness
[01:10.18]With all these nice drinks,
[01:11.43]compliments of Dennis
[01:13.14]Whoever the fuck that is
[01:14.10]"Dennis is this!"
[01:15.75]Two middle fingers up
[01:17.06]"Dennis is this!"
[01:18.47]Dennis tab maxed out on titties and fifths
[01:21.05]Whoever the fuck Dennis, is Dennis is pissed!
[01:23.82]Cus I don’t think that dude we was
[01:25.69]drinking with was Dennis at all, fam!
[01:27.73]It's four o-clock on a Sunday morning
[01:30.21]
[01:32.90]Who the hell is calling my phone?
[01:35.43]
[01:38.36]Waking me up I'm stretching and yawning
[01:40.79]
[01:43.01]If you had any sense you'd leave me alone
[01:46.41]
[01:47.30]Ha, Yup,
[01:49.27]im aware it’s four in the morning
[01:51.01]but I just wanna tell you im drunk and im kinda horny
[01:53.37]I know it gets annoying, but I been losing my grip
[01:55.86]Every woman I talk to I treat like a fair
[01:58.40]piss and it’s a bitch
[01:59.65]Mainly cuz I now consider you one
[02:01.58]I wanna let you go but every time
[02:03.15]I seem to screw up
[02:04.27]Now that’s the problem with the space
[02:05.90]that you occupy
[02:06.81]It’s going great and then the thought
[02:08.49]of you would cross my mind
[02:10.11]A box of wine and a carton of coffin nails will
[02:12.38]Convince me now would be a great
[02:14.05]time for hate mailin’
[02:15.44]Like "Hey bitch! How the hell have you been?
[02:17.41]Remember me? We were dating and
[02:18.97]you slept with my friends!"
[02:20.03]I just thought that I’d remind you in
[02:22.11]case you ever forget it
[02:23.13]And train yourself to believe that
[02:24.32]you're not a terrible wretch
[02:25.33]ha
[02:26.00]You broke my heart into like a million pieces
[02:28.16]So here’s another dim-litted picture of my penis
[02:31.33]Whoa!
[02:31.95]What the fuck is going on Grieves
[02:33.92]You saved my number under the wrong
[02:35.41]name in your phone?
[02:36.36]Is that a picture of your
[02:37.51]I'ma pretend I didn't see that
[02:39.42]All that rain got you suicidal up in Seatt ohhhhh
[02:42.87]
[02:43.54]You had to much to drink again
[02:44.93]Whiskey and a cellphone ain't never gonna
[02:46.73]be your friend
[02:47.67]You booze you lose, homie you been warned
[02:49.85]You better off using your cellphone to watch porn
[02:52.54]Grab some lotion and a napkin
[02:54.06]Jack off off then pass out
[02:55.43]All these drunk texts'll have you fucked off and ass out
[02:58.09]I hope you black out before you do anymore damage
[03:00.69]I checked your timeline, homie
[03:02.19]why you Tweetin in Spanish?
[03:03.49]I understand if this is what you gotta go through
[03:06.17]But when you sober up I got some screenshots
[03:08.39]to show you
[03:09.64]And Grieves, bro...you gonna be hella
[03:12.18]happy that all of them texts didn't go through
[03:15.25]It's four o-clock on a Sunday morning
[03:17.92]
[03:20.78]Who the hell is calling my phone?
[03:23.54]
[03:26.12]Waking me up I'm stretching and yawning
[03:28.66]
[03:30.83]If you had any sense you'd leave me alone
[03:34.35]
- 专辑:Strange Journey Volume Three
- 歌手:Cunninlynguists
- 歌曲:Drunk Dial