Arab Strap

It was the biggest ever cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been. You said you were careful - you never were with me. I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three. She was the best shag I'd ever had. That

it by me silently and brush my beard. No mess to mop up from the bed today. Will we sit next door and watch the soaps? We've nothing to do and we've nothing to say. Oh, when you go... Recently, we've been somewhat volatile, and last night it starts w

I never slam the door these days then again I'm never here And you know where to find me with my oldest friend I hold so dear Who named the days? Who named this mess? I don't care what she says I need to get out less Me and him go back a long way and

So that was the first big weekend of the summer... Starts thursday as usual with the canteen quiz and again no-one wins the big cash prize. Later I do my sound bloke routine by approaching gina's new boyfriend to say that he shouldn't feel that there

You said it yourself - you can't help but flirt and I'd be the first to admit that I'm easily hurt. I can't take things lightly - you said I'm always in a huff. I know it was just the once but what if that's enough? Just shut the fuck up and tell me

I need them for my headaches, I need them for skin. We need it for a night out and sometimes for a night in. The room stinks of poppers, the bog's full of bile. At least I'm not shitting blood again. I always sat it's worst in the while. I hear we ha

I said with me around she'd never come to harm, And then she took a fork and stabbed herself in the arm. She used to wank me off but I could never heat her up And she used to tell all her friends that I beat her up. I went round to her house one day,

You'd already been half an hour With pre-clubbing shower And I'd always planned to have a look In your special Winnie the Pooh book. The place was marked And it was there in blue and white It just said simply, "Paul stayed last night." Next I wa

I sprained my arm for you When you hid me under the covers And held my hair Did we just forget that we're lovers? It all came back As Sunday was dawnin' But I was useless For most of the mornin' The sweat was pishing off me And the duvet had been kic

You know i've felt like this before, I know you have felt it too, But maybe i dont want to dance, Cos ive not had as much as you. Our lives did not begin, The very moment that we met. I dont want to hold your hand, There is so much that i'll forget.

How am I supposed to walk you home when you're at least fifty feet ahead? Cause you walked off in a huff and I'm that pissed I can't even remember what it was I said. And I don't doubt you wouldn't touch him now, but let's face it, you always use to

You just have to be sure you're doing the right thing. I mean it's very easy to forget - she's was just sitting there in the pub with her new friends and her new life and her new hair and it might been five years but you'd know just to look at her. I

Hurry and finish your unhealthy breakfast Then it's straight back to bed Did you bring something with you today To fuck away my sore head My first afternoon in your hands And our loveliest yet Put some clothes on and leave the bath running While you'

The night before the funeral, I got some. I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum. I took her clothes off and I played with her bits Too drunk and getting old... It was a lovely show for a god I don't believe in. I couldn't sing a single

Sit by me silently and brush my beard. No mess to mop up from the bed today. Will we sit next door and watch the soaps? We've nothing to do and we've nothing to say. Oh, when you go... Recently, we've been somewhat volatile, and last night it starts

You always jump and quiver When you're coming in to land With no runway, no guidance No nails dug into my hand We could ask whoever we want We could go back to school And see the dead laugh again Let's get dressed up and pull The only benefit of drin