In the Land of Grey and Pink

In the land of grey and pink where only boy-scouts stop to think And they're climbing down your chimney, yes they're trying to get in They've black buckets in the sky, don't leave your dad in the rain Cigarettes burn bright tonight, they'll all get w

Standing on a golf course Dressed in P.V.C. I chanced upon a golf girl Selling cups of tea She asked me did I want one Asked me with a grin For three pence you can buy one Full right to the brim So of course I had to have one In fact I ordered three