It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

I once had a friend They found him in a car A hose to the window And the motor running hot Seems he couldn't take it, the rhetoric of life Someone found him naked With a note right by his side, by his side Oh, by his side He can't take it back Neithe

Me and a friend decided To leave our lives behind Wife, child, credit cards Get in the car, goodbye Got stuff packed in the trunk Pulled the plunger and closed our eyes Whatever lane, left or right It'll be the trip of our lives Be the ball, life is

You told me you're an orphan The same old standard line Then we moved in together All you did was moan and cry Talkin' like you'd make it On life's big movie screen I had to say, I loved you Just to try and keep the peace Hustler, what are you doin'

Ooh, yeah Come on down to our house All the neighbors are away We're invitin' everyone We got take out and everything The local P.D.'s been around That's one right over there And the chick that's sittin' on his face Is glad that he is here There isn'

I got this dirty politician In my pocket full of greed I take him out for parties And I let him do his thing Did you see that silver T.S Showin' off his new glam, man Then he pushed his platform boots Through his bitch's velvet pants I'm gonna, wanna

Well I know, you couldn't love me cause you're promised to a wealthy man take a look, what are you seeing? is that a noose or a wedding band Should i go to see a healer nervous twitchin' in my hands nervous twitchin' in my head God help me rid this f