Murdering Oscar (And Other Love Songs)

Someday I will be a granddaddy I'll be the laziest sonofabitch you ever seen I won't care if the children are being bratty I'll just walk around as if it's all a dream And if the whole world loses its mind I'll be fine Ride the roller coaster round t

I Understand Now - Patterson Hood Uncle Phil said to me that woman will be the death of me but I don't think there's anything I can do She's got ways I don't understand Putting words into my mouth Things I just can't get used to But then she dropped

The Range War - Patterson Hood Your daddy runs sheep and my uncle runs cattle Nothing can keep us out of this battle They wage as it burns up the plains till no one is left in the saddle Your ranch is upstream and they've dammed up the water Thirsty

Pollyanna - Patterson Hood I drank some coffee while I waited at the station She's brought back souvenirs from every vacation Said don't look now doll your neurosis' are showing I tried to compliment her nose but she could tell that mine was growing

Walking Around Sense - Patterson Hood They caught your mama underneath the Jaguar Acting so mad, I never seen her so sad I told her I'd try to help her get treatment An intervention to help her intentions I never told her I could make her your hero j

Foolish Young Bastard - Patterson Hood Foolish young bastard You shouldn't do things half-assed Going out the world backwards You foolish young bastard You're such a big tall man You shouldn't sell yourself short You got the really big deals nipping

I killed Oscar, shot him in the head Put the gun in his mouth, watched his brains fly out Saw my worries fade as the hole got bigger Solved all my problems with a trigger I don't need forgiveness for my sins I don't need redemption for my sins Got th

On the morning I found you I was fixing the alarm Called the papers before 911 Now they're asking me questions 'bout this thing that I found And I never heard a single word you put down And I can't find the answer to anything Heavy and hanging by a s