Pure Chewing Satisfaction

I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog So I can snort coke all day long Bite my master when it suits me Get off on diminished capacity I wanna be a customs man Snoop through your stuff 'cause I can Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives Stroke your pant

I went to Blockhead Video To rent a tape of people makin' love Couldn't find no love in here "It's a family store, see here!" I settled for "Faces Of Death" But they'd rented it to some kid I'm tired of the same old gore Kick Butt Cabl

Snake on a dune Sand so moist and cool Crawls up to a ledge To survey the valley below Slither into town In the velvet Elvis night Spiralling remains Of a garden of delights The builders are all gone Their monuments remain Outlasted by what they once